Uncle Pauly's pearls of wisdom

  

I am not really one to care much about politics, nor am I one that normally cares about Democrats...but I'll let this video talk for me instead.
 

Here is a video I made myself, gives a rough introduction to the world that I live in...enjoy!
 

Video proof of my coach's description between the steeplechase barrier and a hurdle, 'When you hit a hurdle, you break it; when you hit a barrier, it breaks you.'
 

So I am kind of on a sports and news kick lately...so today is sports news.
http://scores.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=270822201
Rangers 30-Orioles 3.  When ever your score can be divided evenly by ten you didn't to so hot, I think that's a rule in most sports and if it's not, it should be.  Also reminds me of a little league game I got to stand out in left field for when I was 12.  Think it was 2-27 in the second inning when the umps finally called the game cause we reached our two hour time limit.  You'll be happy to know in the inning I only had one error, but the sun was in my eyes and I didn't really believe they would ever hit the ball out to me.  And it's better then the game I got benched in cause I was dancing and swatting mosquitoes in right field...somewhere in here is probably a good reason I didn't go pro, other then the fact my nickname was 'shot-put Paul'

Something to look forward to in the next 20+ weeks
 

Pencil stuck up the nose for 55 years?  Tragic story or Simpson's rip off?  You decide.
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22199607-23109,00.html
I think this should be a sign that the Simpson's are a bad influence on old people.  If people, 55 years ago, are going to see an episode of the Simpson's and stick a crayon or pencil up their nose we may want to think about some sort of censorship on that kind of shenanigans.  I propose that all episodes that would be seen by someone 55 years ago from now should be edited for appropriate content.  We must protect our old peoples impressionable minds.